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the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:54:19 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Totally having a Blink 182 binge sesh right now...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:53:33 -0400

…Don’t tell anyone, k?

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:02:59 -0400

dorkly: The Sims Career Ladder

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:58:13 -0400

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

collegehumor: 8 Beer Can Innovations We’d Actually Use [Click...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:56:40 -0400

collegehumor:

8 Beer Can Innovations We’d Actually Use [Click for more]

Widemouth Can? PSHHH! How’s THAT gonna help me get regrettably sloppy??

lusteres: espresso martini …the One Drink to rule them all. (at...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:54:24 -0400

lusteres:

espresso martini …the One Drink to rule them all. (at Twenty Five North)

Reblogged because I despise Disney, and anything that tarnishes...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:52:56 -0400

Reblogged because I despise Disney, and anything that tarnishes it brings me superb joy.

fuckedwithoutyou: Gotta catch ‘em all by *Naolito

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:49:17 -0400

fuckedwithoutyou:

Gotta catch ‘em all by *Naolito

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:43:42 -0400

library-of-crazy-221b: niknak79: He’s tripping on acid I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:20:55 -0400

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

venomradio: I should live in salt for leaving you behind

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:21:21 -0400

venomradio:

I should live in salt for leaving you behind

ippinka: Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:19:21 -0400

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

FFFFFFFUCK!

I love you, but you’re bringing me down…

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:18:45 -0400

I love you, but you’re bringing me down…

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:16:02 -0400

mcnilla09: oreo-goodness: ive always loved Chuckie my life...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:41:10 -0400

mcnilla09:

oreo-goodness:

ive always loved Chuckie

my life motto

Mine too ^

mcnilla09: his face doe

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:40:42 -0400

mcnilla09:

his face doe

itsmyurl: “Paint me like one of your French girls” @rraannddyyy...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:37:22 -0400

itsmyurl:

“Paint me like one of your French girls” @rraannddyyy #nofilter #meow #lookatme #kitty #kitten #meow #playful #gettingfat

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Tue, 21 May 2013 12:31:24 -0400

satanicblogging: kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake this post...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:58:04 -0400

satanicblogging:

kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

this post literally made me cry

attackon-titan: The nine circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:55:52 -0400

attackon-titan:

The nine circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno recreated in Lego by Mihai Mihu

I. LIMBO: A place of monotony, here the souls are punished to wander in restless existence while they moan helplessly in echoes between the ruins of a temple.

II. LUST: Surrounded by erotic representations, those overcome by lust are forced to watch and experience disgusting things, ultimately being condemned to drown in the menstrual river.

III. GLUTTONY: The circle itself is a living abomination, a hellish digestive system revealing horrific faces with mouths ready to devour the gluttons over and over for eternity.

IV. GREED: This pompous place is reserved for the punishment of the greedy ones.

V. ANGER: In this depressing place the souls are trapped in the swamp, they can’t move and they cannot manifest their frustration which is making them even more angry.

VI. HERESY: The giant demon watches closely over his fire pit, dwarfing the damned that are dragging the new arrivals in the boiling lava. Those who committed the greatest sins against God are getting a special treatment inside the temple where they are doomed to burn for eternity in the scorching flames.

VII. VIOLENCE: A place of intense torture where the horrific screams of the damned are eternally accompanied by the hellish beats of drums.

VIII. FRAUD: In Fraud the Demons enjoy altering the shape of souls, this is how they feed.

IX. TREACHERY: Lucifer lies here chained by the Angelic Seal which keeps him captive in the frozen environment.

So… Fucking… Badass